The Dafty’s Official Top Ten Motivational Quotes

1.

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door — then charge it rent.”

2.

“Dream big. If you fail, at least you’ll have a dramatic story for the group chat.”

3.

“Be the person your dog thinks you are. Unless your dog thinks you’re a postman.”

4.

“Success is just failure that refused to stay down… like a dodgy inflatable mattress.”

5.

“Believe in yourself. Everyone else is winging it anyway.”

6.

“If you can’t find the bright side, polish the dull side until it blinds someone.”

7.

“You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.”

8.

“Hard work pays off — usually right after you’ve given up and gone for a biscuit.”

9.

“Be unstoppable. Or at least mildly inconvenient to defeat.”

10.

“Today is the day… unless you’d prefer tomorrow, which is also available.”