In a development that has left astrophysicists choking on their morning coffee and flat-Earthers suddenly feeling vindicated in the worst way possible, NASA released stunning new satellite imagery Tuesday showing that Earth is not a sphere, not flat, but a perfectly glazed, ring-shaped doughnut.The footage, captured by the agency’s latest “DoughnutCam-1” satellite, clearly displays our […]
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida — In a blaze of carefully positioned fireworks and one enthusiastic intern with a leaf-blower, NASA’s Artemis II rocket “lifted off” this morning, kicking off America’s grand multi-mission plan to return humans to the Moon and “beyond, probably.”Officials described the spectacle as “historic,” which, to be fair, it is — the first […]
The dazzling “Northern Lights” that mesmerised crowds over the promenade last week were not solar particles but a flock of 12,000 seagulls, heavily dosed on discarded cannabis edibles from the Pleasure Beach. After drone footage and kebab-wrapper analysis, Blackpool Council’s Avian Phenomena Taskforce confirmed the birds had gorged on THC-laced gummies, nachos, and energy drinks. […]
