Mechanic Sacked for Inappropriate Misconduct After Repeatedly Revving His Tool in Public

Grease-stained headlines are flying out of Gearville Auto Repair after veteran wrench-turner Ricky “Torque Master” Vance was given the boot for treating every undercarriage like his personal playground. The 46-year-old grease monkey simply couldn’t keep his long, throbbing extension tool holstered whenever a vehicle rolled in looking “a little tight.”“Routine service, same filthy show,” muttered […]