Blackpool’s “Aurora Borealis” Exposed as Stoned Seagull Swarm
The dazzling “Northern Lights” that mesmerised crowds over the promenade last week were not solar particles but a flock of 12,000 seagulls, heavily dosed on discarded cannabis edibles from the Pleasure Beach. After drone footage and kebab-wrapper analysis, Blackpool Council’s Avian Phenomena Taskforce confirmed the birds had gorged on THC-laced gummies, nachos, and energy drinks. […]
