As the frosty winds howl across the Highlands and Lowlands alike, Scotland is abuzz with preparations for Burns Night, the annual tribute to poet Robert Burns. Or, as most locals call it, “that night we eat sheep guts and get blootered while pretending to care about old-timey rhymes.”In pubs from Edinburgh to Inverness, kilt-clad enthusiasts […]
In a desperate bid to halt plunging ratings, ITV recently aired Corriedale, the much-hyped one-off mash-up of Coronation Street and Emmerdale. The result? A chaotic motorway smash so absurd it made Casualty look like a documentary. The episode opened with the Pennines’ finest traffic jam: Carla Connor’s factory minibus, laden with Underworld knickers samples, sideswiped […]